A doctor told his patient: You have very close veins.
A drunk in an office building asked, “Do you know where Alcoholics Anonymous is?”
“Do you want to join?”
“No, I want to resign.”
The pilot of a plane announced that in spite of everything they'd done, the plane was going to crash, and he suggested prayer. He asked, "Is there anyone here who could lead us in prayer?" Nobody responded. Then he said, "Surely there is someone here who could lead us in prayer." Finally, one of the passengers said, "I've never been to church but I used to live next door to a Catholic Church and I remember what they said."
"Fine," said the pilot, "Please begin."
And the man said, "B-5...I-27...O-35...."
